10 great reasons to get in bed and cuddle with yarn

1. yarn doesn't "poke" me
2. yarn doesn't snore
3. yarn doesn't talk back
4. yarn doesn't say "no" when i want S.E.X.
5. yarn doesn't stay up all night
6. yarn doesn't fart in bed...and then laugh
7. yarn doesn't fall asleep and leave the tv on
8. yarn doesn't steal covers
9. yarn doesn't make a "wet spot" ;-)
10. yarn doesn't talk in its sleep!!!